Olen ma jee! Jee, ma olen!

Leidsin “toorikute” seast ühe Have you ever… vedelemas. Saagu avaldatud.

Have you ever…
Have had taken a picture of you naked? Jah. Siitki läbi jooksnud mdx. Võin sinust ka teha.
Made money illegally? Jah. Mingit “naturaalmajandust” on ikka ette tulnud.
Had a one night stand? Jah.
Been in a fist fight? Jah. Mingi 4. klass. Või oli 7.?
Slept with your best friend? Ideaalis võikski su partner su parim sõber olla.
Had sex in a public place? Jah.
Ditched work to have sex? Jah.
Slept with a member of the same sex? Ei.
Seen someone die? Mitte otseselt.
Ran from the police? Jah.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? Jah.
Worn your partners unmentionables? Ei. Meestel on puhtfüüsiliselt raske siin “jah” öelda.
Fallen asleep at work? Jah, vist. Mõnikord kulub ju ära.
Used toys in the bedroom? Jah.
Ran a red light? Jah. Lihtsalt ei märganud.
Been fired? Ei.
Been in a car accident? Jah.
Pole danced or done a striptease? Jah.
Loved someone you shouldn’t? Ei, pigem mitte. Tobe libatraagiline küsimus iseenesest.
Sang karaoke? Ei. Teil on vedanud.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Jah. Kes ei oleks?
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Ei. Naljatilgad…
Caught someone having sex? Jah.
Kissed a perfect stranger? Vist mitte.
Shaved your partner? Jah.
Given your private parts a nickname? Ei.
Ever gone in public without underwear? Jah. Kuigi mul kilti endiselt pole.
Had sex on a roof top? Ei. Lumega talved ei soodusta selliste katuste ehitamist eriti.
Played chicken? Jah. Ent jalgataste ja okastraataiaga.
Mooned/flashed someone? Pole kindel. Kõiki totrusi ka ei mäleta.
Do you sleep naked? Jah. Kui just tõbine ei ole. Või külas. Või lihtsalt öömaja pakkumas.
Blacked out from drinking? Jah.
Felt like killing someone? Jah.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Väga tõenäoliselt.
Been with someone because they were in a band? Ei. Naisbändiliikmetega on kasin meil.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Jah.
Shot a gun? Jah.
Gone outside naked? Jah. Saunad, ujumised – siinkandis täiesti normaalne ju.

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