Let my people call your people to schedule the scheduling time!
Hakkasin Dilberti tsitaate otsima ja sattusin millegi elulisema peale – “Dilbert Quotes” contest – reaalelust võetud dilbertlike situatsioonide konkurss.
Minu kolm lemmikut:
1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning entry Fred Dales at Microsoft Corporation in Redmond, WA)
6. Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. (R&D Supervisor, Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing/3M Corp.)
11. We recently received a memo from senior management saying, “This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the subject mentioned above.” (Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)
Viimane tuletas automaatselt meelde pealkirjaks pandud, meil käibel oleva ütluse… :)